AKA “out of the mouths of babes”.
Shoo: Mom, Erin is my girlfriend.
Shoo: Yeah, she’s a girl and she’s my friend.
Me: Umm, OK.
Shoo: You know, like Uncle Eric is your boyfriend. And you work for him. Yeah, he’s your boyfriend and you work for him.
Me (thinking): By that definition, he sounds like my pimp.
Great, one kid calls me a street walker, the other informs me I have a pimp, and the pictures from the 5k include a shot up my skirt. And here I am, trying to write a G rated blog…