If you give a mom a paintbrush,
She’s going to need to go to the basement for some paint.
When she gets to the basement,
She’ll see that a load of laundry needs folding.
When she takes the load of laundry upstairs,
She’ll notice the toys that need to be taken to the playroom.
When she gets to the playroom,
She’ll decide to purge some outgrown toys.
When she takes the toys to the donation box,
She’ll see the toilet paper stash and remember some is needed in the bathroom.
When she takes the paper to the bathroom,
She’ll notice the shower curtain needs cleaning.
Before cleaning the curtain,
She’ll decide the windows need opening.
To open the window,
She’ll have to step over her running shoes…
At which point, mom says “forget all this cleaning and painting and chores. I’m going out for a run.”
‘Cause that’s how this mom rolls.
was in my house yesterday evening. We had our own episode of “Call of the Wildman”. The part of Turtleman was played by Beer Geek.
7 thoughts on “If you give a mom a paintbrush,”
Ha ! Love this.
We had one of those in my work room last week. Totally freaked me out! Luckily I have a brave husband and son and the snake was dispatched.
HaHa – love this – pretty much how I feel frequently.
I need to stop seeing that snake picture.
Very cleverly written.
Haha- yes! I’ve been wanting to do one of those “If you give…”‘s. Great one.
As for the ssss…..yes, the neighborhood cat gifted us one of those. Although I assured my husband it was a goner, he screamed like a little girl when I heaved it over the bushes.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.
I would have died if that guy was inside!