If you give a mom a paintbrush,
She’s going to need to go to the basement for some paint.
When she gets to the basement,
She’ll see that a load of laundry needs folding.
When she takes the load of laundry upstairs,
She’ll notice the toys that need to be taken to the playroom.
When she gets to the playroom,
She’ll decide to purge some outgrown toys.
When she takes the toys to the donation box,
She’ll see the toilet paper stash and remember some is needed in the bathroom.
When she takes the paper to the bathroom,
She’ll notice the shower curtain needs cleaning.
Before cleaning the curtain,
She’ll decide the windows need opening.
To open the window,
She’ll have to step over her running shoes…
At which point, mom says “forget all this cleaning and painting and chores. I’m going out for a run.”
‘Cause that’s how this mom rolls.
was in my house yesterday evening. We had our own episode of “Call of the Wildman”. The part of Turtleman was played by Beer Geek.