I’ve gotten hits from some really good searches lately. The most frequent amusing search I get? Barefoot and naked, often combined with running…
Some of my favorites:
- “Dancing barefoot and nude” – umm, yeah, no.
- “Can a biker love a non-biker ” – I’d say yes, you know, mixed marriages and all that.
- “the fish that was in the basement” – sorry, he’s back upstairs now. (And why would someone search this???)
- “husband tells me I’m not young anymore” – well, he probably isn’t either. Tell him to get over himself.
- “the rain came inside our house” – really? That does suck for you. (Again, why do people search these things?)
- “things I always forget when I go to the grocery store” – I’ll get right on making a list for you, ok?
- “sweet demon child” – why, yes. Yes, he is.
- “white trash holiday outfit” – I’m going to have to redirect you to Walmart for that one…
Today I have the crazy plan of running 4-6 miles and then hitting up an hour long yoga class. I bought one of those google offer things for a local yoga studio and it has to be activated by Friday. The boys are off of school starting tomorrow, so I need to do it today or I lose it. So, it looks like a double workout day. I haven’t done yoga in MONTHS. Hopefully I’ll be able to walk on Wednesday.
HBBC today – none yet, quite a few planned.
HBBC so far this week – 10 (9 miler run + veggies on Monday)
Those are funny! I’m going to have to look up how my visitors find me.
very funny indeed! I also get lots of barefoot type searches. Some are definitely by very sick people. Chocolate milk is also a favorite. One of mine this week was “beach with nasty toenails” 🙂
The real question is “why” did the search “white trash holiday outfit” point to your blog? Something you want to tell us?
I never fully understand the algorithims that search engines use to direct users to certain sites. How can some of those searches lead to this blog?
I really enjoyed reading those! How funny!
The real question is – did any of them subscribe to your blog!? 🙂
The last one totally cracked me up! I have no idea why. I guess it’s just the white trash thing.
Have fun with your double workout!
My son doesn’t have school for the rest of the week either. He asked me if I was off tomorrow and I told him no. At 17 I didn’t think he cared so much. So I took the day off tomorrow. Still my baby!
Related to your first item……I have a good friend whose landlord mows the lawn in the nude. EWWWW is the correct response.
Ive never checked my searches!
I laughed so hard I snorted over “white trash holiday outfit.”