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People amuse me

November 20, 2012 by MCM Mama 9 Comments

I’ve gotten hits from some really good searches lately.  The most frequent amusing search I get?  Barefoot and naked, often combined with running…

Some of my favorites:

  • “Dancing barefoot and nude” – umm, yeah, no.
  • “Can a biker love a non-biker ” – I’d say yes, you know, mixed marriages and all that.
  • “the fish that was in the basement” – sorry, he’s back upstairs now. (And why would someone search this???)
  • “husband tells me I’m not young anymore” – well, he probably isn’t either.  Tell him to get over himself.
  • “the rain came inside our house” – really?  That does suck for you.  (Again, why do people search these things?)
  • “things I always forget when I go to the grocery store” – I’ll get right on making a list for you, ok?
  • “sweet demon child” – why, yes.  Yes, he is.
  • “white trash holiday outfit” –  I’m going to have to redirect you to Walmart for that one…

Today I have the crazy plan of running 4-6 miles and then hitting up an hour long yoga class.  I bought one of those google offer things for a local yoga studio and it has to be activated by Friday.  The boys are off of school starting tomorrow, so I need to do it today or I lose it.  So, it looks like a double workout day.  I haven’t done yoga in MONTHS. Hopefully I’ll be able to walk on Wednesday.

HBBC today – none yet, quite a few planned.
HBBC so far this week – 10 (9 miler run + veggies on Monday)

 

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  1. Mom's Home Run says

    November 20, 2012 at 7:43 am

    Those are funny! I’m going to have to look up how my visitors find me.

    Reply
  2. Johann says

    November 20, 2012 at 10:20 am

    very funny indeed! I also get lots of barefoot type searches. Some are definitely by very sick people. Chocolate milk is also a favorite. One of mine this week was “beach with nasty toenails” 🙂

    Reply
  3. Jamoosh says

    November 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

    The real question is “why” did the search “white trash holiday outfit” point to your blog? Something you want to tell us?

    Reply
  4. Jess says

    November 20, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I never fully understand the algorithims that search engines use to direct users to certain sites. How can some of those searches lead to this blog?

    Reply
  5. Wendy Flynn says

    November 20, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    I really enjoyed reading those! How funny!

    The real question is – did any of them subscribe to your blog!? 🙂

    Reply
  6. Carli says

    November 20, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    The last one totally cracked me up! I have no idea why. I guess it’s just the white trash thing.

    Have fun with your double workout!

    My son doesn’t have school for the rest of the week either. He asked me if I was off tomorrow and I told him no. At 17 I didn’t think he cared so much. So I took the day off tomorrow. Still my baby!

    Reply
  7. Andrea says

    November 20, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    Related to your first item……I have a good friend whose landlord mows the lawn in the nude. EWWWW is the correct response.

    Reply
  8. Miz says

    November 21, 2012 at 5:29 am

    Ive never checked my searches!

    Reply
  9. Beth (i run like a girl) says

    November 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    I laughed so hard I snorted over “white trash holiday outfit.”

    Reply
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